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Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Seagull Manager: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm - peoples' heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired person's answer to a couch potato.
Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the ____ out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
404: Someone who is clueless - taken from the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OhNoSecond: The minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've made a BIG mistake.
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from your workplace.
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