...Just a little fun! Words that don't exist - but should!

1. AQUADEXTROUS - Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes.



2. CARPERPETUATION - The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more change.



3. DISCONFECT - To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.



4. ELBONICS - The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane.



5. FRUST - The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keep backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.



6. PEPPIER - The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.



7. PHONESIA - The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.



8. PUPKUS - The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.



9. TELECRASTINATION - The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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